I went shopping for Halloween costumes this weekend.
When I went to look at what some of the stores had for their ‘Adult Costumes,' these were all I saw:
"ONE NIGHT STAND" |
"HAPPY CAMPER" |
"HOT DOG VENDER" |
"BEER KEG" |
"BREATHALYZER" |
"CHICK MAGNET" |
"CHOKING THE CHICKEN" |
UH...SOMETHING TO DO WITH MUSCLE MAGAZINES? |
"GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN" |
"GREEN-EYED MONSTER" |
"HUNG LIKE A HORSE" |
THESE COSTUMES ARE TERRIBLE.
DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY WEAR THESE?
1 comment:
Wait...you're not going as the Hung-like a Horse, Stuart?
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